"we do sell a product here!!!……………………………….. i wouldn’t buy it"
"man, he’s good, he’s killing me, and he’s not even that good."
"…..these balls are pretty nice"
"….dude i got hit on by a guy last night……..and it was kinda flattering."
"….i was hungry, then i ate, now i’m full. (pointing to his stomach) this is happy belly."
"it changed my whole eating life!!!!"
"…..i wish people would congratulate me for doing nothin’…….."
"…..bro i’m not that old, i don’t have a good memory, i’m only 24."
"…..yeah, probably yeah."